While contemplating life, my thoughts turned to kuro5hin and diary posting habits. Who was the most popular kuron? Who was the biggest crapflooder? No statistics were available, so I was forced to make them up. I wrote up a perl script to scan a couple thousand diary entries and record statistical information, resulting in a pseudo scientific study.

Not content, I expanded my focus and scanned in all diaries and users, to provide more comprehensive statistics and information on k5 diary posting habits, as well as providing a list of new kurons and anonymized kurons.

This website brought to you by the letter 'P':


I make extensive use of views, foreign keys, triggers, and functions to keep the data consistent.


PHP (and PDO) serve up the pages.


Perl is used to scrape information from k5.

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