Armaphine
UID: 9785
Crapflood Rank: #77/84,293
Active 35 months.
308 diaries posted
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- If you have thirteen thousand dollars, you don't have a problem yet
- 2003-09-13 03:49:00
- I'm just a convicted felon that happens to provide sound financial planning.
- 2003-08-13 22:56:08
- Yet another drunken diary entry
- 2003-07-24 04:56:52
- You can take this job and shove it. I ain't working here no more.
- 2003-07-14 22:12:18
- Fire is the cleanser
- 2003-07-07 13:08:00
- And the slash writes itself
- 2003-07-02 13:35:11
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- 2003-06-27 13:26:28
- Question authority. Don't ask why, just do it.
- 2003-06-24 14:50:11
- Evil will always triumph because good is dumb
- 2003-06-23 11:49:13
- Because we all need a little scotch on our cornflakes every once in a while
- 2003-06-20 14:25:19
- You say massacre like it's a bad thing.
- 2003-06-13 11:29:54
- I send you this diary in order to have your advice.
- 2003-06-10 14:41:49
- No matter what a sysadmin tells you... there is no sex in the server room.
- 2003-06-09 12:20:40
- Nibbled to death by ducks
- 2003-06-06 20:13:55
- It's all fun and games until someone puts an eye out.
- 2003-06-04 15:47:54
- I must kill Patient Zero.
- 2003-05-27 09:44:14
- Hello, Mister Anderson
- 2003-05-19 11:27:35
- Got my mind on my money and my money on my mind
- 2003-05-15 13:02:01
- I wanna drink Colt 45 with Lando Calrissian.
- 2003-05-13 12:25:48
- Ronald, e-mail is for geeks and pedophiles!
- 2003-05-08 13:54:31
- Who the hell is Kaiser Soze?
- 2003-05-07 12:51:40
- BAMPF!
- 2003-05-05 11:14:15
- Go Go Girls and Lunch Specials
- 2003-05-02 11:34:18
- Play that funky music, white boy
- 2003-04-30 12:00:24
- It's Ultra Peepee!
- 2003-04-28 15:24:21
- I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since
- 2003-04-23 15:33:40
- When they say "Bonds to skin in seconds", they ain't kidding
- 2003-04-21 11:11:21
- Doctor Satan, paging Doctor Satan.
- 2003-04-15 10:59:49
- She's mighty mighty and just letting it all hang out
- 2003-04-08 13:18:18
- 3 Bedroom. 2 Bath. 1000 Corpses.
- 2003-04-07 12:24:21
- Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
- 2003-04-04 11:42:41
- You're a handsome devil. What's your name?
- 2003-04-02 14:03:54
- I think he's Samoan or something
- 2003-03-31 15:23:54
- Lick it. Shoot it. Suck it.
- 2003-03-28 14:55:53
- What's the matter? Didn't your momma teach you how to chug?
- 2003-03-26 12:02:19
- What fucking ever.
- 2003-03-21 11:48:18
- Isn't it customary to leave the scene after committing a crime?
- 2003-03-17 12:05:43
- 00-E0-7B-58-8C-B6
- 2003-03-14 14:09:03
- "We need to talk"
- 2003-03-11 13:43:04
- Would you remove any metallic items you may be carrying? Keys, loose change...
- 2003-03-10 11:10:05
- When it's time to party, we will party hard.
- 2003-03-07 12:06:06
- You shall never possess the Necronomicon!
- 2003-03-06 15:07:21
- If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
- 2003-03-05 13:05:42
- I'm Dave, the electrician
- 2003-03-03 11:37:57
- That's it... ride the Stimutax
- 2003-02-28 13:26:10
- You're not a freak, you're just stupid.
- 2003-02-24 12:38:54
- And now to unleash screaming temporal doom!
- 2003-02-20 12:32:39
- Proceed with Format (Y/N)?Y
- 2003-02-12 15:13:08
- Death is my business. Business is good.
- 2003-02-10 12:11:34
- No matter how you colour it, being frolicsome can never involve flamethrowers.
- 2003-02-05 13:43:07