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Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
2003-02-04 12:59:26
Get your kill on
2003-02-03 13:31:42
History shows again and again how nature will accept the folly of man
2003-01-28 13:53:17
I'm not married, I don't have any kids, and I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough to.
2003-01-14 17:00:20
I'd let you watch, I would invite you, but the queens we use would not excite you
2003-01-09 15:58:11
Could not find WIN.COM, unable to continue loading Windows
2003-01-08 14:46:10
Got my finger on the trigger and my eye on the quad
2003-01-06 14:33:19
Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks
2002-12-26 12:53:05
You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat
2002-12-23 11:22:30
My ship's all broke up, I wanna go home
2002-12-20 11:20:11
Using a key to gouge expletives in another's car is a sign of trust and friendship
2002-12-16 16:03:16
Just give a pair of dualies and point me towards the flag
2002-12-10 14:49:49
What ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
2002-12-09 13:36:04
Zed's dead, baby
2002-12-05 15:27:25
I'm just talkin' about Shaft
2002-11-22 15:25:47
I'm your boogie man
2002-11-12 16:03:30
No Talent Ass Clowns
2002-11-11 12:19:54
What is best in life?
2002-11-07 18:38:43
The resurgence of the bastard
2002-10-23 11:55:09
Explain this to me one more time...
2002-09-17 15:49:35
Drunken Diary Entry
2002-09-08 06:15:02
Scud Heartbreaker Series 1373
2002-09-05 15:34:27
Nice shot there, Brickout
2002-08-27 14:10:46
Define irony
2002-08-16 15:29:14
Super Karate Monkey Death Car
2002-08-13 15:31:14
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay! You are the ones that are the ball lickers!
2002-08-05 16:49:13
I'm your boogie man, that's what I am.
2002-08-01 15:10:34
Ah TV... Teacher. Mother. Secret lover.
2002-07-15 15:14:44
I think you need to do a reinstall
2002-06-27 13:11:06
One time, my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass...
2002-06-24 13:57:12
Arise, Sir Phobos! Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass!
2002-06-21 14:45:48
Alphabetical MP3 Playlist
2002-06-20 10:42:12
Oh no! There goes Tokyo! Go Go Godzilla!
2002-06-18 14:54:02
Get Your Red On
2002-06-14 14:53:13
In order to get down at maximum efficency, I need a girl with a 400 ton tituanium alloy booty.
2002-06-11 14:15:45
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2002-06-10 13:52:29
Who's the black private dick who's a a sex machine to all the chicks?
2002-06-04 15:31:20
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
2002-06-03 14:21:27
I see her lying back in a satin dress in a room where you do what you don't confess
2002-05-30 15:58:44
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
2002-05-29 11:50:54
Suck it Trebek. Suck it long, and suck it hard.
2002-05-21 14:26:22
Hand me my lightsaber. It's the one that says "Bad Motherfucker"
2002-05-20 14:15:36
I really hate lawyers
2002-05-15 12:42:32
3 Bottles of Jolt, a pack of Camel Wides, and a fifth of Jack Daniels
2002-05-14 10:01:17
Oh boy! New cubicles are coming!
2002-05-09 12:55:51
Get Down With The Sickness
2002-05-08 11:23:14
La la la... this network sucks ass
2002-05-06 12:17:45
All right! Pussy, pussy, pussy, come on in pussy lovers!
2002-05-03 15:42:20
Doc, you so drunk you're seeing double
2002-05-02 13:02:37
Shit on a stick...
2002-04-30 15:30:11