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Calling Sergeant Roger Murtaugh
2004-03-04 22:53:40
Getting late: time for REM sleep
2004-02-29 23:30:55
You are a bunch of cheese eating surrender monkeys
2004-02-25 00:29:58
If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.
2004-02-23 18:20:25
Anyone want to get some cheeseburgers and hit the cemetery?
2004-02-21 15:05:04
My unchikun needs an enema
2004-02-19 19:40:03
Cabinet of Kurio5ities
2004-02-16 00:04:06
What was Angela Lansbury's vagina doing in my dream?
2004-02-13 00:13:23
"My secrets guard themselves. Will yours do the same?"
2004-02-09 22:56:19
"Your wampa ate my pants!" : Or why conjugating verbs will take on such pleasure today
2004-02-05 09:41:23
If I wanted dentures, I would have bought myself an old person.
2004-02-04 02:47:26
The only head I'll be getting to night is from Dr. Pepper
2004-01-13 01:19:41
Joh3n is not a tangerine
2003-12-01 20:12:55
Hrm.
2003-11-30 23:58:56
Work with nouns and verbs
2003-10-23 21:45:27
Okay, Okay. I'm going to freak right out.
2003-10-22 22:36:00
mencoder blametheantix.mpeg -o blametheantix.avi -oac copy -ovc lavc -lavcopts vcodec=mpeg4
2003-10-21 21:25:54
Komm Zu Mir / Ich brauch' dich doch auch nicht mehr als du mich
2003-10-10 23:40:45
It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?
2003-10-08 07:20:13
People will worship you everywhere as the second virgin mother
2003-10-05 22:55:43
Things we love: pudding!
2003-09-29 16:26:32
telepathic pr0n tigers
2003-09-29 01:23:44
theantix is not drunk
2003-09-24 09:41:23
"The truth the lies all fabrications / Only you control your destination"
2003-09-18 15:26:45
Disconnected paragraph-like entities
2003-09-11 22:06:00
Inhale the helium
2003-09-09 19:57:42
You are still lazy fuckers.
2003-08-28 16:40:47
You lazy bastards
2003-07-21 09:31:24
Dennis L. Albers. Attorney at Law
2003-07-04 19:33:30
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
2003-07-02 20:39:23
I can't find my passport
2003-07-01 13:47:47
Buckwheat is not a grain.
2003-06-29 22:46:41
Sex with miners and podophilia, or: giving that golddigger the boot
2003-06-17 21:34:54
It capra, fertur olus, redit hec, lupus it, capra transit.
2003-06-16 20:40:22
Are you drainbamaged?
2003-06-11 15:26:32
Poetry and vision are the look of things
2003-06-10 13:45:28
Black bile or: gentle Friday showers
2003-06-06 20:59:38
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
2003-06-04 18:39:22
There's room in my trunk for you, girl
2003-06-03 20:08:22
"His seemingly motorized penis then does the work"
2003-06-02 21:52:31
Luminous Moon, or: "A mindbender of a read."
2003-05-29 21:11:23
Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand.
2003-05-28 16:04:30
"The soul is the mirror of an indestructible universe." OR Kalashnikov
2003-05-27 21:28:29
Interesting things in my life and basement
2003-05-26 17:18:46
He's doing his Superman thing
2003-05-15 23:28:26
To refrain from imitation is the best revenge.
2003-05-10 15:26:13
6, 29. Shame on the soul, to falter on the road of life while the body still perseveres.
2003-05-09 16:00:13
Chirp Chirp Chirp
2003-05-07 12:31:13
Sugar Free, 4 grams of Carbohydrates
2003-05-02 01:00:51
lollipops and celery OR: "Get your finger out of there!"
2003-04-23 23:05:11