Bob Abooey
UID: 12855
Crapflood Rank: #24/84,293
Active 30 months.
474 diaries posted
- I like a good beer buzz early in the morning
- 2003-02-10 09:57:24
- I'm smokin like a polish sausage at Octoberfest baby
- 2003-02-07 09:55:01
- I'm smokin like an Amish Ham on a Sunday afternoon baby!
- 2003-02-06 10:00:28
- Anyone else listening to Colin Powell right now?
- 2003-02-05 11:29:57
- I'm radioactive baby!!!
- 2003-02-04 10:27:58
- Attn: Ladies - I have a little message for you
- 2003-02-03 10:01:50
- SCUD LIVES !!!!!!
- 2003-02-02 21:40:02
- I've never met a man who looked good in a skirt...
- 2003-01-30 10:46:10
- Is that a SCUD missile in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- 2003-01-29 10:01:49
- Daft. It's all so very daft. Frolicsome even.
- 2003-01-28 10:07:28
- Shanii Twain is a hot little minx
- 2003-01-27 10:15:58
- SPECIAL SUPPER BOWL SUNDAY DIARY
- 2003-01-26 14:43:02
- I forgot my pickles. Damn me to hell.
- 2003-01-24 12:47:19
- We won't be fooled again
- 2003-01-22 10:34:28
- I saw you at Rudy's. You were very high.
- 2003-01-21 10:21:56
- Abooey at last, thank God I'm Abooey at last
- 2003-01-20 09:44:33
- Bob Abooey: The White Diary
- 2003-01-17 10:50:41
- Ever done time in a Turkish prison?
- 2003-01-15 10:06:45
- Bigger, fuller, thicker and more firmer.
- 2003-01-14 10:32:54
- Say, does this bad 80's haircut make my butt look big?
- 2003-01-10 10:28:24
- Say, does this giant belt buckle shaped like a cowboy hat make my butt look big?
- 2003-01-09 10:59:05
- Say, does this jacket make my but look big?
- 2003-01-08 10:17:30
- Say, does this hat make my butt look big
- 2003-01-07 10:26:10
- Say, do these shoes make my butt look big?
- 2003-01-06 10:32:53
- I've got the brains and you've got the looks, lets make lots of money.
- 2003-01-03 10:26:20
- Bob Abooey 2002 - A year in review
- 2002-12-31 10:13:18
- It's easy, when you're big in Japan
- 2002-12-30 11:01:03
- I was singing at the Blue Monkey last night
- 2002-12-27 10:22:48
- Earth girls are easy. Really.
- 2002-12-24 09:50:14
- Joe doesn't steal your girl, he's the kinda guy you hang out with.
- 2002-12-23 15:22:30
- Readers Eat.
- 2002-12-20 09:48:51
- Will all you negros kindly step to the back of the bus
- 2002-12-19 10:15:47
- No static at all
- 2002-12-17 10:03:01
- God Kill ye Merry Gentlemen.
- 2002-12-13 10:30:52
- Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. Brown pap
- 2002-12-12 09:51:06
- I regret that I have but one diary to give for my country
- 2002-12-10 09:49:03
- I don't want clever conversation
- 2002-12-06 10:31:08
- Annie, I'm not your daddy.
- 2002-12-05 11:20:35
- Just when I'd spent the last piaster I could borrow
- 2002-12-04 09:44:25
- They got the shapely bods
- 2002-12-03 10:10:52
- Prophet six zero zero nine one
- 2002-12-02 10:11:27
- I'd love to tour the Southland in a traveling minstrel show
- 2002-11-27 09:59:58
- Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you my friend
- 2002-11-26 10:14:26
- Agents of the law, luckless pedestrian
- 2002-11-22 09:52:49
- I crawl like a viper through these suburban streets
- 2002-11-21 10:04:34
- SPECIAL EDITION AFTERNOON DIARY and all that
- 2002-11-19 14:24:10
- Can you hear me now?
- 2002-11-15 10:33:26
- We don't need any extra weight on those towers
- 2002-11-14 10:11:33
- I'm a space Cowboy. Bet you weren't ready for that.
- 2002-11-11 09:56:30
- Uh oh
- 2002-11-08 10:09:09